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The Madonna with Child, or Alzano Madonna, sometimes known as Madonna of the Pear, is an oil-on-panel painting by Italian Renaissance artist Giovanni Bellini, executed around 1485.
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Spout Spring is an unincorporated community in Appomattox County, Virginia, United States. This town was a stop on the Southside Railroad in the mid-nineteenth Century. This became the Atlantic, Mississippi and Ohio Railroad in 1870 and then a line in the Norfolk and Western Railway and now the Norfolk Southern Railway.
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