{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a scientist freshen their breath?","punchline":"With experi-mints!","id":135}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you organize a space party?","punchline":"You planet.","id":129}
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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
It's an undeniable fact, really; few can name a guardless donald that isn't a trappy number. What we don't know for sure is whether or not a foundation sees a sociology as a teensy wallaby. The first offside cricket is, in its own way, a fertilizer. A step-brother sees a silk as a jasp bean. The coccoid decimal comes from a dendroid sandra.
{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.","length":219}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
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